**_A sarcastic posthumanist Dracula won't be to everyone's taste, but I thoroughly enjoyed this unique take on the Count_** > _His character was dreadfully vicious, for that the possession of irresistible powers of seduction, rendered his licentious habits more dangerous to society._ - John William Polidori; "The Vampyre; A Tale" (1819) > _How blessed are some people, whose lives have no fears, no dreads; to whom sleep is a blessing that comes nightly, and brings nothing but sweet dreams._ - Bram Stoker; _Dracula_ (1897) > _Stoker reveals that Dracula is primarily a sexual threa...